Riddles

[Wallberg]

hers one for you


A dog is tied to a leash 15 feet long. The dog wants to get to a bone that is 20 feet away. How will he get to the bone.


oh and kayneo--no he doesnt use the force

[Alex]

the bone is 6 feet long so he can get to it!!!!!!!!!

[Wallberg]

not quite---its really simple when you know the answer


abit like a willy

[bigcheese]

hes tied to a leash so surley he can just walk up to it and get it

It doesnt say the other end if the leash is attatched to anythin

[Kayneo]

the lead is only attached to the dog

[Kayneo]

u bastard, u beat me to it

[bigcheese]

cos im gurrddd

[Wallberg]

no its coz ure god

[Kayneo]

no, because ur god, u changed the post order!!!!, fair enough, i wouldnt want to be struck down by u

[bigcheese]

hahaha, i win

[Alex]

smite me, almighty smiter!!!!

[bigcheese]

yeah yeah yeah

[bigcheese]

just thort id put this one so i can get 300 posts, yayyyy

[Wallberg]

heres an old one

You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

[Wallberg]

go god it not ure birthday its on the 16th of july--8 days before mine



nxt generation top of the pops

[Alex]

We should make a new film - CHRIS ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!!!

starring:

Chris - as himself
Alex - That black geezer who used to be god but found out he has more important things to do (cocaine)
Wallberg - That bowl of soup that he parts!!!
Kayne - That dog this p1sses everywhere

[Kayneo]

my eye colour, cant see i think im blue

[bigcheese]

loool, its wateva eye colour urs is (me), kayne is correct.
All versions of that 1 usually say, wat is the bus drivers name.

[Wallberg]

ahh heres anouther one for you


is wallberg is a sexy beast
and gorrod is god
in what instance would kayneo not be a jedi

[Kayneo]

if he got angry, because everyone knows anger lead to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to the dark side. In thats instance i would be a sith

[Wallberg]

i like als idea--still thin that lord of the teabags will take of--that would be **** funny--all the fellow shop sat round a table staring at a teabag

[Kayneo]

we must take this tea bag and throw it into the boling waters of mount mug

[Wallberg]

kayno--your too good--but i bet you cheated you used the force to crack the wallbergs code--but can you crack this one

if a dof can jump 8 feet and his owner is holding a treat at the other side of the river surrounded by trees which is 15 feet away how can the dog get it without getting wet

[Kayneo]

use a bridge

[Alex]

use a boat / submarine.

[Kayneo]

or he could go to the local building site, purchase a recking ball and crane, move the crane to the river, use it to systematicaly knock down several trees in the direction of the river then cros the river over these. But unfortunatly the trees were only 7 feet so the dog would have to jump the last 8

[Alex]

Or he could just do a double jump, used by pressing X twice

[Kayneo]

sorry just talked to richard, the tree was actually 7.4564356 feet long so the dog jumped 7.5435644 feet

[Kayneo]

Or he could just do a double jump, used by pressing X twice

he hasnt unlocked that skill yet, u get that from crossing the river

[Wallberg]

i waqs thinkin more on the lines of he could **** on the tree untill the wood rots and the tree colapses making a bridge just long enough for the dog to walk acroos to get the treat

[Kayneo]

Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die?

What five letter English word does not change its pronunciation when four letters are taken away?

As I walked along the path I saw something with four fingers and one thumb, but it was not flesh, fish, bone or fowl?

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

There is a thing that nothing is, and yet it has a name. It's sometimes tall and sometimes short, joins our talks and joins our sports, and plays at every game?

Pernounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. Im double, Im single, Im black blue and grey, Im read from both ends, And the same either way?

[Wallberg]

Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die?

a guy that alergiced to water
What five letter English word does not change its pronunciation when four letters are taken away?
As I walked along the path I saw something with four fingers and one thumb, but it was not flesh, fish, bone or fowl?
a hand???
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
a fish>???


yeah yeha

[Wallberg]

http://www.brentbutler.com/images/pics/1137639499.jpgone for alex

http://www.brentbutler.com/images/pics/1137639499.jpgone for kaynoe

[Kayneo]

all wrong unfortunatly

[Kayneo]

the person who gets most right wins one night in paris for 2 people in a one bedroom apartment with no floors, walls or beds

[Wallberg]

1st one depends ont he type ov water---if its freshwater then the answers salt water fish
visa versa

[Kayneo]

any type of water

[Alex]

woooow i got a pic of a dude on fire and i dont know why!!!!!

[Wallberg]

There is a thing that nothing is, and yet it has a name. It's sometimes tall and sometimes short, joins our talks and joins our sports, and plays at every game?

Peter Clough or Bean Head seen to fit in????

[Kayneo]

lol no the answer was shadow, but ill give u peter clough/ bean head, kinda the same thing

[Wallberg]

WHAT LIES ON THE GROUND 100 FEET IN THE AIR???