Wallberg
26th March 2007, 07:55 PM
There were 3 builders, one with brown hair, one with with black and the other blonde.
The one with brown hair looks into his lunchbox. Oh man! ham sandwiches again! If i get ham sanwiches tomorrow i'm going to jump off of that 1 story building.
The one with black hair opens his lunchbox and finds marmite sandwiches. Oh man! Not marmite sanwiches again! If i get marmite sanwiches tomorrow i'm going to jump off of that 2 story building.
The blonde opens his lunchbox to find peanut butter sandwiches. Oh man! If i get peanut butter sandwiches tomorrow i'm going to jump off of that 3 story building.
The next day...
The brown haired opens his lunchbox. Chicken sandwiches, Yes! He says
The black haired opens his lunchbox. Tomato sanwiches, Yes! He says.
The blonde opens his lunchbox. Peanut butter! Oh no! He says.
He jumps off of the 3 story building to his death.
At the funeral...
The black haired goes up to the blonde's wife. Why did you make him peanut butter sandwiches then? Didn't he tell you he was going to commit suicide if he got them again?
What!? Your blaming me? He makes his own sandwiches!
The one with brown hair looks into his lunchbox. Oh man! ham sandwiches again! If i get ham sanwiches tomorrow i'm going to jump off of that 1 story building.
The one with black hair opens his lunchbox and finds marmite sandwiches. Oh man! Not marmite sanwiches again! If i get marmite sanwiches tomorrow i'm going to jump off of that 2 story building.
The blonde opens his lunchbox to find peanut butter sandwiches. Oh man! If i get peanut butter sandwiches tomorrow i'm going to jump off of that 3 story building.
The next day...
The brown haired opens his lunchbox. Chicken sandwiches, Yes! He says
The black haired opens his lunchbox. Tomato sanwiches, Yes! He says.
The blonde opens his lunchbox. Peanut butter! Oh no! He says.
He jumps off of the 3 story building to his death.
At the funeral...
The black haired goes up to the blonde's wife. Why did you make him peanut butter sandwiches then? Didn't he tell you he was going to commit suicide if he got them again?
What!? Your blaming me? He makes his own sandwiches!