Hello!!!!

[Alex]

My name is Clark Kent, i have scissor proof hair and a very big.... tractor.

Well, i did have a very big tractor but i accidentally threw it 5 miles across smallville.

[Scott]

Hello im Pete the boss ross, and i have a very stretchy....arm..because i chew on chewing gum.
I also race cars that are on kryptonite even though for every single episode ive been in the show i have seen some nab turn into a freak, like bugboy, with this stuff.
Im also a black bastard.