Alex
19th February 2009, 04:25 AM
<Found on a random forum>
Genuine transcript, I am Sweat16.
(talon) whats up
(Sweat16) wanna cyber?
(talon) asl?
(Sweat16) 18 f uk
(talon) 19 m nj
(talon) us
(talon) u have picture?
(Sweat16) No I don’t have any cameras
(talon) oh, what do you look like
(Sweat16) Dumpy
(talon) dumpy?
(Sweat16) Rotund.
(talon) what does that mean?
(Sweat16) Sexy
(talon) describe yourself?
(Sweat16) Oh right. Well I’m sort of short, and I have quite thick glasses, and I love reading.
(talon) how much u weigh?
(Sweat16) About the same as 10 cans of paint. I’m not sure how much that is.
(talon) riiiiight
(Sweat16) I wish I had scales!
(Sweat16) What about you?
(talon) i bet
(talon) im begining to not believe or want to talk to you
(Sweat16) What’s wrong with me?
(talon) your fake
(Sweat16) That’s the worst thing anyone’s ever said to me.
(talon) well dont tell someone we weigh as much as 10 paint cans?
(Sweat16) I thought that would make sense.
(Sweat16) Sorry
(talon) no not at all, so what do you look like
(Sweat16) I’m about 5 foot 3, long hair, massive boobs and bad teeth
(talon) lol
(talon) and im supposed to believe that why, how do i know your not a 45 year old man behind the
computer
(Sweat16) Don’t laugh at my teeth!
(talon) well why would you tell me that haha
(Sweat16) It’s best to be honest
(talon) that is true, so how old are you?
(Sweat16) 18
(Sweat16) Come back!
(talon) name?
(talon) i am back! whats your name?
(talon) wellll?
(Sweat16) Can I tell you my pretend name?
(talon) sure?
(Sweat16) Sparky
(talon) nice name, so wat u wana do sparky?
(talon) haha brenn!
(talon) whoops
(Sweat16) Who’s brenn!?
(talon) so what you want to do?
(Sweat16) Are you cheating on me?
(talon) someone is #casualchat
(talon) no its a guy fron australia
(Sweat16) You’re cheating on me with a MAN??!!
(talon) what no? im talking to him and like 30 other people
(Sweat16) That’s disgusting
(talon) what are you talking about? your so weird
(Sweat16) Why do I always get picked on?
(talon) because of the way you handel conversations im guessing
(Sweat16) What’s wrong with the way I handle conversations?
(talon) nothing, are we gunna cyber?
(Sweat16) Ok. You start.
(talon) you start!
(Sweat16) Erm… alright.
(Sweat16) I’m taking off my glasses.
(Sweat16) Can you put them on the bedside table for me?
(talon) absoutly baby
(talon) anything else i can do your you sweetie?
(Sweat16) Thanks
(Sweat16) I’m taking off my bobble hat. Pop that on the table as well would you?
(talon) anything for you, get comfy baby
(Sweat16) Thanks. I’m taking off my earmuffs. Please put them on the table.
(talon) anything else you want me to put on the table http://www.omgbruces.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif
(Sweat16) Well most of my stuff. I don’t want to lose it.
(Sweat16) Here’s my shoe.
(talon) okay, would you like me to help you out of your pants?
(Sweat16) Hang on, best get my other shoe off.
(Sweat16) Alright, I’ve done that. Can you just stick it on the table so I don’t forget where I put it?
(talon) absoutly
(talon) can i kiss your neck baby
(Sweat16) alright
(talon) im going to slide my hand down your pants if your alright with that to while i kiss you
(Sweat16) I’m a bit uneasy about all of this
(talon) whys that
(Sweat16) I…
(talon) whats that)
(Sweat16) I’m not sure how to put this…
(Sweat16) I don’t really find you attractive
(talon) just tell me
(talon) you dont know what i look like)!!?
(Sweat16) Well I can guess.
(talon) so were not cybering anymore?
(Sweat16) Will you wear this bag?
(talon) sure
(talon) this is so strange!
(Sweat16) I’m handing you a large paper bag, about the size of a human head.
(Sweat16) Tell me what you’re doing with it.
(talon) im covering my ugly face with it so you dont have to be disgusted by me
(Sweat16) Don’t be so hard on yourself. There’s someone out there for all of us.
(talon) but i want you
(Sweat16) Can you draw on the bag?
(talon) what should i draw on the bad
(Sweat16) Surprise me.
(talon) no you tell me, i am your slave
(Sweat16) I’m not into that
(Sweat16) Draw something funny on the bag
(talon) just tell me what to write
(talon) this is the weirdest cybering ive even seen sweat
(Sweat16) Draw on the bag for god’s sake!
(talon) i drew a doggy on the bag!
(Sweat16) what’s it doing?
(talon) sleeping
(Sweat16) That’s not very funny
(talon) either is this so called cybering? wheres the dirty talk lol
(Sweat16) Er…
(Sweat16) Shit!
(Sweat16) How’s that?
(talon) what?
(Sweat16) I said a bad word
(talon) well wheres the talk about us having sex and all that shit, like cyber is about
(talon) not putting bags over heads and drawing on them!
(Sweat16) Oh
(talon) so are you naked or what?
(Sweat16) No
(talon) why not
(Sweat16) I’m at work
(talon) so are we going to really cyber or what
(Sweat16) Well I can’t do much at work can I?
(talon) you can type as dirty as you want and not looks shady to co workers!
(Sweat16) But you don’t like all the stuff with the table and the bag and the drawing.
(talon) yea because that is not sexual at all!
(Sweat16) What’s wrong with that?
(talon) its not cybering!!!!!!!!!!
(Sweat16) Sorry
Genuine transcript, I am Sweat16.
(talon) whats up
(Sweat16) wanna cyber?
(talon) asl?
(Sweat16) 18 f uk
(talon) 19 m nj
(talon) us
(talon) u have picture?
(Sweat16) No I don’t have any cameras
(talon) oh, what do you look like
(Sweat16) Dumpy
(talon) dumpy?
(Sweat16) Rotund.
(talon) what does that mean?
(Sweat16) Sexy
(talon) describe yourself?
(Sweat16) Oh right. Well I’m sort of short, and I have quite thick glasses, and I love reading.
(talon) how much u weigh?
(Sweat16) About the same as 10 cans of paint. I’m not sure how much that is.
(talon) riiiiight
(Sweat16) I wish I had scales!
(Sweat16) What about you?
(talon) i bet
(talon) im begining to not believe or want to talk to you
(Sweat16) What’s wrong with me?
(talon) your fake
(Sweat16) That’s the worst thing anyone’s ever said to me.
(talon) well dont tell someone we weigh as much as 10 paint cans?
(Sweat16) I thought that would make sense.
(Sweat16) Sorry
(talon) no not at all, so what do you look like
(Sweat16) I’m about 5 foot 3, long hair, massive boobs and bad teeth
(talon) lol
(talon) and im supposed to believe that why, how do i know your not a 45 year old man behind the
computer
(Sweat16) Don’t laugh at my teeth!
(talon) well why would you tell me that haha
(Sweat16) It’s best to be honest
(talon) that is true, so how old are you?
(Sweat16) 18
(Sweat16) Come back!
(talon) name?
(talon) i am back! whats your name?
(talon) wellll?
(Sweat16) Can I tell you my pretend name?
(talon) sure?
(Sweat16) Sparky
(talon) nice name, so wat u wana do sparky?
(talon) haha brenn!
(talon) whoops
(Sweat16) Who’s brenn!?
(talon) so what you want to do?
(Sweat16) Are you cheating on me?
(talon) someone is #casualchat
(talon) no its a guy fron australia
(Sweat16) You’re cheating on me with a MAN??!!
(talon) what no? im talking to him and like 30 other people
(Sweat16) That’s disgusting
(talon) what are you talking about? your so weird
(Sweat16) Why do I always get picked on?
(talon) because of the way you handel conversations im guessing
(Sweat16) What’s wrong with the way I handle conversations?
(talon) nothing, are we gunna cyber?
(Sweat16) Ok. You start.
(talon) you start!
(Sweat16) Erm… alright.
(Sweat16) I’m taking off my glasses.
(Sweat16) Can you put them on the bedside table for me?
(talon) absoutly baby
(talon) anything else i can do your you sweetie?
(Sweat16) Thanks
(Sweat16) I’m taking off my bobble hat. Pop that on the table as well would you?
(talon) anything for you, get comfy baby
(Sweat16) Thanks. I’m taking off my earmuffs. Please put them on the table.
(talon) anything else you want me to put on the table http://www.omgbruces.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif
(Sweat16) Well most of my stuff. I don’t want to lose it.
(Sweat16) Here’s my shoe.
(talon) okay, would you like me to help you out of your pants?
(Sweat16) Hang on, best get my other shoe off.
(Sweat16) Alright, I’ve done that. Can you just stick it on the table so I don’t forget where I put it?
(talon) absoutly
(talon) can i kiss your neck baby
(Sweat16) alright
(talon) im going to slide my hand down your pants if your alright with that to while i kiss you
(Sweat16) I’m a bit uneasy about all of this
(talon) whys that
(Sweat16) I…
(talon) whats that)
(Sweat16) I’m not sure how to put this…
(Sweat16) I don’t really find you attractive
(talon) just tell me
(talon) you dont know what i look like)!!?
(Sweat16) Well I can guess.
(talon) so were not cybering anymore?
(Sweat16) Will you wear this bag?
(talon) sure
(talon) this is so strange!
(Sweat16) I’m handing you a large paper bag, about the size of a human head.
(Sweat16) Tell me what you’re doing with it.
(talon) im covering my ugly face with it so you dont have to be disgusted by me
(Sweat16) Don’t be so hard on yourself. There’s someone out there for all of us.
(talon) but i want you
(Sweat16) Can you draw on the bag?
(talon) what should i draw on the bad
(Sweat16) Surprise me.
(talon) no you tell me, i am your slave
(Sweat16) I’m not into that
(Sweat16) Draw something funny on the bag
(talon) just tell me what to write
(talon) this is the weirdest cybering ive even seen sweat
(Sweat16) Draw on the bag for god’s sake!
(talon) i drew a doggy on the bag!
(Sweat16) what’s it doing?
(talon) sleeping
(Sweat16) That’s not very funny
(talon) either is this so called cybering? wheres the dirty talk lol
(Sweat16) Er…
(Sweat16) Shit!
(Sweat16) How’s that?
(talon) what?
(Sweat16) I said a bad word
(talon) well wheres the talk about us having sex and all that shit, like cyber is about
(talon) not putting bags over heads and drawing on them!
(Sweat16) Oh
(talon) so are you naked or what?
(Sweat16) No
(talon) why not
(Sweat16) I’m at work
(talon) so are we going to really cyber or what
(Sweat16) Well I can’t do much at work can I?
(talon) you can type as dirty as you want and not looks shady to co workers!
(Sweat16) But you don’t like all the stuff with the table and the bag and the drawing.
(talon) yea because that is not sexual at all!
(Sweat16) What’s wrong with that?
(talon) its not cybering!!!!!!!!!!
(Sweat16) Sorry